Due to an overwhelming number of friends asking me for advice on this ever popular topic... I've decided to do everyone a favour by "broadcasting" this here.
How To Deal With Raving & Ranting Adults...
-Turn up the music in your head but continue observing the adult closely, especially the mouth.
-When THEY pause to take a breath, YOU say, "yes, I'd keep that in mind from now on" or some other relev ant crap.
-Keep silent, look sorry & pitiful! Nod once in a while!
-When they pause to take a breath, YOU start raving & ranting about how sorry you are supposed to be(not necessarily true).
-Just burst into tears and loud wails(to bring things to a head quickly).
~MidNight forever
look, I will NOT be held responsible if this backfires. Attempt at thy own risk.
Sunday, August 27, 2006
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