IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
. Put it on shuffle
. Press play
. For every question, type the song that's playing
. When you go to a new question, press the next button
. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting
Opening Credits: Shania Twain - I Ain't No Quitter
Well, duh. We just started.
Waking Up: Rod Stewart - Sailing
I don't get what this has to do with anything. I prefer flying.
First Day at School: Bonnie Tyler - The World Is Full Of Married Men
I am highly amused as to what this has to do with first day of school.
Well, ok. I'm sure most of my lecturers were married men, but still! I'm not that kind of a girl!!!
Falling In Love: Lenny Kravitz - Heaven Help
Quite fitting, I guess. Because if I ever fall in love with anyone besides moi, that would be personal HELL.
Fight Song: Aqua - Lollipop
I seriously cannot think of anything else more inappropriate.
Breaking Up: Maroon 5 - Never Gonna Leave This Bed
NOOO!!! You cannot break up this marriage of me and my bed, at an unearthly hour like 9am!!! It is unnatural!!! LATE FOR WORK, WHAT!!!
Prom night: Bananarama - I Heard A Rumour
That's kinda right, because I was so anti-social, I didn't actually attend mine.
Life: Belinda Carlisle - Heaven Is A Place On Earth
Yeah well, any place where I am, is kinda automatically Heaven for me. Because I'm just THAT AWESOME!!!
Driving: KISS - Don't You Let Me Down
Probably because I'm a backseat driver and whoever's really behind the wheel had better listen and drive exactly according to my DEMANDS.
Flashback: Iron Maiden - Gates Of Tomorrow
Because I'm not the type to mope over past events???
Getting back together: Natalie Imbruglia - Glorious
Because I'll never break up with myself anyway. I'm too fucking GLORIOUS to deprive myself of myself...
Wedding: Belinda Carlisle - Do You Feel Like I Feel?
Because if a real wedding to another Human really takes place. I'll be thinking of ONE thing. "Till death do us part", which means I gotta kill you to get out of this arrangement.
Birth of Child: Scorpions - Alien Nation
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Seriously? Yeah well, probably, since my lovers are my computers. IF any such event does take place, it'll be totally alien.
Final Battle: Savage Garden - Crash And Burn
Because I will crash into my enemies and they will burn!!!
Funeral Song: James Bond Theme
Oh wow. That was unexpected. Because James Bond never dies, so I guess I'll be IMMORTAL!!!
Final Credits: Lenny Kravitz - Always On The Run
I'm amused. I guess this means I'm too good to ever be caught. And yes, I'm cocky enough to get away with it!
1. Turn your music player on random
2. Take the first line of twenty songs
3. Each lyric is it's own line in a 20 line poem
4. The 21st lyric is the title.
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Title: Hit'em Boys
Dear Mr President,
Everyone's waiting for something to happen,
Milk and toast and honey,
She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene,
Though we gotta say good bye for the summer,
Now when the day goes to sleep and the full moon looks,
My my time flies,
Hey Mr. DJ,
He deals the cards as a meditation,
Loneliness it shadows me,
Whao, thought it was a nightmare,
I hear the ticking of the clock,
Well, things were spinning all around me,
Ever close your eyes,
Mother mother tell your children,
OMG the things she'll do to be VIP,
I know a thing or two about her,
Do what you want, girl, be who you are,
I've know a few guys who thought they were pretty smart,
As he travels on the beast of burden.
This doesn't make sense on so many levels. But it's fun...
Yes, I'm incredibly bored. Who can't tell yet? Flying off to HK tomorrow, and so many furballs to take care of today. Pet hotel and all... But wouldn't complain because I love my furballs to death...
