Male Or Female

 I honestly don't know why I bothered.

YOUR MALE SIDE:
[x] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[/] Dogs are better than cats. (I love both.)
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt and fall.
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[x] Shopping is torture.
[x]Sad movies suck.
[ ] You own an XBOX.
[x] You played with Hot Wheels or Matchbox cars as a little kid.
[ ] At some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter. (Actually, arsonist, but it wouldn't be a very profitable career.)
[x] You owned a DS, PS2, or Sega.
[x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[x] You watch sports on tv.
[ ] Gory movies are cool.
[ ] You used to go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You have at least 1 trophy of a sport.
[ ] You used to play Yu-Gi-Oh.
[x] Baggy sweat pants are nice to wear.
[ ] It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what other people think.
[ ] Sports are fun.
[x] You sometimes talk with food in your mouth. The word "sometimes" in this sentence could render this untrue. Almost.
[ ] You sleep at night with your socks on. (scared of bugs... Spiders... beware)
[ ] You have fished at least once.

Male: 15/25

YOUR FEMALE SIDE:

[ ] You like to shop.
[ ] You like to wear eyeliner.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[ ] You go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport
[ ] You hate wearing all black.
[ ] You like going to the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[ ] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] You cried watching The Notebook.
[ ] Skirts are a big parts of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in gymnastics.
[ ] It takes you around one hour to shower and get dressed.
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[ ] You care about what you look like majority of the time.
[ ] You like wearing dresses.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/deodorant.
[ ] You like high heels.
[/] You used to play with dolls as a kid. (The G.I. Joes I saved money to buy would behead the Barbies that relatives insisted on buying. Still dolls, right?)
[ ] You like putting makeup on others.
[ ] You like being the star of almost everything.

Female: 0.5/25 (0.5 points of what I biologically cannot alter. Oh well.)

What Kind Of Influence Am I On The People Around Me???

Have you ever...
[ ] smoked
[ ] consumed alcohol
[ ] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[ ] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[ ] kissed someone of the same sex.
[ ] had sex
[ ] had someone in your room other than family
[ ] bought porn
[ ] tried drugs

TOTAL: 0

[ ] taken painkillers
[ ] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[ ] lied to your parents
[ ] lied to a friend
[ ] snuck out of the house
[ ] done something illegal
[ ] felt hurt
[ ] hurt someone
[ ] wished someone to die
[ ] seen someone die

TOTAL: 0

[ ] missed curfew
[ ] stayed out all night
[ ] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[ ] been to a therapist
[ ] received a ticket
[ ] been to rehab
[ ] dyed your hair
[ ] been in an accident
[ ] been to a club
[ ] been to a bar

TOTAL: 0

[ ] been to a wild party
[ ] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[ ] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[ ] had a spring break in Florida
[ ] sniffed anything
[ ] wore black nail polish (long time ago ._.)
[ ] wore arm bands.
[ ] wore t-shirts with band names
[ ] listened to rap

TOTAL: 0

[ ] dressed Gothic
[ ] dressed girly
[ ] dressed punk
[ ] dressed grunge
[ ] stole something
[ ] been too drunk to remember anything
[ ] blacked out
[ ] fainted
[ ] had a crush on a neighbor
TOTAL: 0

[ ] had a crush on a friend
[ ] been to a concert
[ ] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[ ] been called a slut
[ ] called someone a slut.
[ ] installed speakers in a car
[ ] broken a mirror
[ ] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[ ] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush

TOTAL:  0

[ ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
[ ] seen an R-rated movie
[ ] cruised the mall
[ ] skipped school
[ ] had surgery
[ ] had an injury
[ ] gone to court
[ ] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[ ] caught something on fire.
[ ] lied about your age

TOTAL: 0

[ ] owned/rented an apartment/house
[ ] broke the law in the police's presence
[ ] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[ ] got in trouble with the police
[ ] talked to a stranger
[ ] hugged a stranger
[ ] kissed a stranger
[ ] rode in the car with a stranger
[ ] been harassed
[ ] been verbally harassed

TOTAL: 0

[ ] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[ ] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[ ] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight (skype? : D)
[ ] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[ ] been to a fair
[ ] been called a bad influence
[ ] drank and drove
[ ] prank-called someone
[ ] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[ ] cheated on a test

TOTAL: 0

If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]

The results are in...

Verdict: An Angel and a fucking liar. Woohoo!!!

Meme Spam

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)

. Put it on shuffle

. Press play

. For every question, type the song that's playing

. When you go to a new question, press the next button

. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Shania Twain - I Ain't No Quitter

Well, duh. We just started.

Waking Up: Rod Stewart - Sailing

I don't get what this has to do with anything. I prefer flying.

First Day at School: Bonnie Tyler - The World Is Full Of Married Men

I am highly amused as to what this has to do with first day of school.

Well, ok. I'm sure most of my lecturers were married men, but still! I'm not that kind of a girl!!!

Falling In Love: Lenny Kravitz - Heaven Help

Quite fitting, I guess. Because if I ever fall in love with anyone besides moi, that would be personal HELL.

Fight Song: Aqua - Lollipop

I seriously cannot think of anything else more inappropriate.

Breaking Up: Maroon 5 - Never Gonna Leave This Bed

NOOO!!! You cannot break up this marriage of me and my bed, at an unearthly hour like 9am!!! It is unnatural!!! LATE FOR WORK, WHAT!!!

Prom night: Bananarama - I Heard A Rumour

That's kinda right, because I was so anti-social, I didn't actually attend mine.

Life: Belinda Carlisle - Heaven Is A Place On Earth

Yeah well, any place where I am, is kinda automatically Heaven for me. Because I'm just THAT AWESOME!!!

Driving: KISS - Don't You Let Me Down

Probably because I'm a backseat driver and whoever's really behind the wheel had better listen and drive exactly according to my DEMANDS.

Flashback: Iron Maiden - Gates Of Tomorrow

Because I'm not the type to mope over past events???

Getting back together: Natalie Imbruglia - Glorious

Because I'll never break up with myself anyway. I'm too fucking GLORIOUS to deprive myself of myself...

Wedding: Belinda Carlisle - Do You Feel Like I Feel?

Because if a real wedding to another Human really takes place. I'll be thinking of ONE thing. "Till death do us part", which means I gotta kill you to get out of this arrangement.

Birth of Child: Scorpions - Alien Nation

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Seriously? Yeah well, probably, since my lovers are my computers. IF any such event does take place, it'll be totally alien.

Final Battle: Savage Garden - Crash And Burn

Because I will crash into my enemies and they will burn!!!

Funeral Song: James Bond Theme

Oh wow. That was unexpected. Because James Bond never dies, so I guess I'll be IMMORTAL!!!

Final Credits: Lenny Kravitz - Always On The Run

I'm amused. I guess this means I'm too good to ever be caught. And yes, I'm cocky enough to get away with it!

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1. Turn your music player on random
2. Take the first line of twenty songs
3. Each lyric is it's own line in a 20 line poem
4. The 21st lyric is the title.

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Title: Hit'em Boys


Dear Mr President,
Everyone's waiting for something to happen,
Milk and toast and honey,
She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene,
Though we gotta say good bye for the summer,
Now when the day goes to sleep and the full moon looks,
My my time flies,
Hey Mr. DJ,
He deals the cards as a meditation,
Loneliness it shadows me,
Whao, thought it was a nightmare,
I hear the ticking of the clock,
Well, things were spinning all around me,
Ever close your eyes,
Mother mother tell your children,
OMG the things she'll do to be VIP,
I know a thing or two about her,
Do what you want, girl, be who you are,
I've know a few guys who thought they were pretty smart,
As he travels on the beast of burden.


This doesn't make sense on so many levels. But it's fun...


Yes, I'm incredibly bored. Who can't tell yet? Flying off to HK tomorrow, and so many furballs to take care of today. Pet hotel and all...  But wouldn't complain because I love my furballs to death...