Have you ever...
[ ] smoked
[ ] consumed alcohol
[ ] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[ ] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[ ] kissed someone of the same sex.
[ ] had sex
[ ] had someone in your room other than family
[ ] bought porn
[ ] tried drugs
TOTAL: 0
[ ] taken painkillers
[ ] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[ ] lied to your parents
[ ] lied to a friend
[ ] snuck out of the house
[ ] done something illegal
[ ] felt hurt
[ ] hurt someone
[ ] wished someone to die
[ ] seen someone die
TOTAL: 0
[ ] missed curfew
[ ] stayed out all night
[ ] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[ ] been to a therapist
[ ] received a ticket
[ ] been to rehab
[ ] dyed your hair
[ ] been in an accident
[ ] been to a club
[ ] been to a bar
TOTAL: 0
[ ] been to a wild party
[ ] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[ ] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[ ] had a spring break in Florida
[ ] sniffed anything
[ ] wore black nail polish (long time ago ._.)
[ ] wore arm bands.
[ ] wore t-shirts with band names
[ ] listened to rap
TOTAL: 0
[ ] dressed Gothic
[ ] dressed girly
[ ] dressed punk
[ ] dressed grunge
[ ] stole something
[ ] been too drunk to remember anything
[ ] blacked out
[ ] fainted
[ ] had a crush on a neighbor
TOTAL: 0
[ ] had a crush on a friend
[ ] been to a concert
[ ] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[ ] been called a slut
[ ] called someone a slut.
[ ] installed speakers in a car
[ ] broken a mirror
[ ] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[ ] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
TOTAL: 0
[ ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
[ ] seen an R-rated movie
[ ] cruised the mall
[ ] skipped school
[ ] had surgery
[ ] had an injury
[ ] gone to court
[ ] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[ ] caught something on fire.
[ ] lied about your age
TOTAL: 0
[ ] owned/rented an apartment/house
[ ] broke the law in the police's presence
[ ] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[ ] got in trouble with the police
[ ] talked to a stranger
[ ] hugged a stranger
[ ] kissed a stranger
[ ] rode in the car with a stranger
[ ] been harassed
[ ] been verbally harassed
TOTAL: 0
[ ] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[ ] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[ ] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight (skype? : D)
[ ] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[ ] been to a fair
[ ] been called a bad influence
[ ] drank and drove
[ ] prank-called someone
[ ] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[ ] cheated on a test
TOTAL: 0
If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]
The results are in...
Verdict: An Angel and a fucking liar. Woohoo!!!
Friday, September 21, 2012
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