Male Or Female

 I honestly don't know why I bothered.

YOUR MALE SIDE:
[x] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[/] Dogs are better than cats. (I love both.)
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt and fall.
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[x] Shopping is torture.
[x]Sad movies suck.
[ ] You own an XBOX.
[x] You played with Hot Wheels or Matchbox cars as a little kid.
[ ] At some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter. (Actually, arsonist, but it wouldn't be a very profitable career.)
[x] You owned a DS, PS2, or Sega.
[x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[x] You watch sports on tv.
[ ] Gory movies are cool.
[ ] You used to go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You have at least 1 trophy of a sport.
[ ] You used to play Yu-Gi-Oh.
[x] Baggy sweat pants are nice to wear.
[ ] It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what other people think.
[ ] Sports are fun.
[x] You sometimes talk with food in your mouth. The word "sometimes" in this sentence could render this untrue. Almost.
[ ] You sleep at night with your socks on. (scared of bugs... Spiders... beware)
[ ] You have fished at least once.

Male: 15/25

YOUR FEMALE SIDE:

[ ] You like to shop.
[ ] You like to wear eyeliner.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[ ] You go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport
[ ] You hate wearing all black.
[ ] You like going to the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[ ] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] You cried watching The Notebook.
[ ] Skirts are a big parts of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in gymnastics.
[ ] It takes you around one hour to shower and get dressed.
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[ ] You care about what you look like majority of the time.
[ ] You like wearing dresses.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/deodorant.
[ ] You like high heels.
[/] You used to play with dolls as a kid. (The G.I. Joes I saved money to buy would behead the Barbies that relatives insisted on buying. Still dolls, right?)
[ ] You like putting makeup on others.
[ ] You like being the star of almost everything.

Female: 0.5/25 (0.5 points of what I biologically cannot alter. Oh well.)

What Kind Of Influence Am I On The People Around Me???

Have you ever...
[ ] smoked
[ ] consumed alcohol
[ ] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[ ] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[ ] kissed someone of the same sex.
[ ] had sex
[ ] had someone in your room other than family
[ ] bought porn
[ ] tried drugs

TOTAL: 0

[ ] taken painkillers
[ ] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[ ] lied to your parents
[ ] lied to a friend
[ ] snuck out of the house
[ ] done something illegal
[ ] felt hurt
[ ] hurt someone
[ ] wished someone to die
[ ] seen someone die

TOTAL: 0

[ ] missed curfew
[ ] stayed out all night
[ ] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[ ] been to a therapist
[ ] received a ticket
[ ] been to rehab
[ ] dyed your hair
[ ] been in an accident
[ ] been to a club
[ ] been to a bar

TOTAL: 0

[ ] been to a wild party
[ ] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[ ] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[ ] had a spring break in Florida
[ ] sniffed anything
[ ] wore black nail polish (long time ago ._.)
[ ] wore arm bands.
[ ] wore t-shirts with band names
[ ] listened to rap

TOTAL: 0

[ ] dressed Gothic
[ ] dressed girly
[ ] dressed punk
[ ] dressed grunge
[ ] stole something
[ ] been too drunk to remember anything
[ ] blacked out
[ ] fainted
[ ] had a crush on a neighbor
TOTAL: 0

[ ] had a crush on a friend
[ ] been to a concert
[ ] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[ ] been called a slut
[ ] called someone a slut.
[ ] installed speakers in a car
[ ] broken a mirror
[ ] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[ ] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush

TOTAL:  0

[ ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
[ ] seen an R-rated movie
[ ] cruised the mall
[ ] skipped school
[ ] had surgery
[ ] had an injury
[ ] gone to court
[ ] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[ ] caught something on fire.
[ ] lied about your age

TOTAL: 0

[ ] owned/rented an apartment/house
[ ] broke the law in the police's presence
[ ] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[ ] got in trouble with the police
[ ] talked to a stranger
[ ] hugged a stranger
[ ] kissed a stranger
[ ] rode in the car with a stranger
[ ] been harassed
[ ] been verbally harassed

TOTAL: 0

[ ] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[ ] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[ ] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight (skype? : D)
[ ] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[ ] been to a fair
[ ] been called a bad influence
[ ] drank and drove
[ ] prank-called someone
[ ] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[ ] cheated on a test

TOTAL: 0

If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]

The results are in...

Verdict: An Angel and a fucking liar. Woohoo!!!