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Friday, November 11, 2005

The Ugly Singaporean

Visk and I have come up with this brilliant inspiration for a mockumentary "The Ugly Singaporean". heh. here're a couple of ideas we've got in mind at the moment...

    ya know how the streets can all be deserted, but once you start setting up your cameras... idiots will appear immediately gwaking on camera. our idea here is to show a film-maker, some stand-in ('cause after my disgusting scting stint in that trojan horse play, i'm staying put where i BELONG. safely behind the camera. ugh.) losing patience at those idiots & suddenly announcing a chance in plans! doing a zombie movie now!
      "excuse me sir, but could we please have your name so that we can credit your ugly mug as 'Zombie No. 1?'"
      i mean, can you imagine that you're doing a supposedly realistic secene, and "zombies start appearing on screen, EVERYWHERE?! ugh. blasted idiots.
      test out if the rumour that "Singaporeans won't even call an ambulance when they see an unconscious person lying on the street" is true.
    let's time how long it'd take before sombody does more than gawk. hee. and at the same time, we can see if the press'd beat the ambulance to arriving at the secene! haha!!! at this rate, we'd be lucky to get off with a light sentence. but... a light sentence for people like us?! not a chance... sigh... haha. oh well... i've got plenty of time after my o's shit to get this damn thing done. (and with the sg media development authority offering ten thousand bucks for aspiring film-makers to turn their ideas into reality, now's as good a time as any to start building up my portfoilo. seeing as i can't draw well or anything... sigh...)
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    3 comments:

    1. marcien10:38 PM, November 11, 2005

      haha if you want, i can help with the drawing =P

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    2. MidNight3:16 PM, November 15, 2005

      oh honey, you know that you and eEe are always welcome... however, you may have to fight with Visk over who gets the drawings done tho, (i'm sorry...)

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    3. marcien8:59 PM, November 18, 2005

      haha visk can draw too?? =D then i can take leave le...

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    Make it funny! Or... you could just tell me HOW funny I am. Not that I don't already find myself hilarious, but it's nice to know that the world outside of the realm inside my own head understands me. Somewhat.

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