Putting things into perspective...

Ya'll know all about the recent F1 race thing that's going on down in Singapore? The family was watching it on TV & the mother expressed concern over how bloody fast those professionals were racing. I had to laugh.
Come on. Put me in a car going 60 & I'm a danger to everyone on the roads(most of all, myself). Put them in a car doing 600 & it's all perfectly safe. Ah... So clear now that you have a comparison, eh?
Cheers,
MidNight The Maniac(but still, a Magnificent Maniac! Hee.)

Fantasy. REALLY.

I think it's absolutely bloody stupid that fantasy worlds ever EVER feature the extremely good-looking jocks-&-cheerleaders types.
Come on. Those sorts don't NEED to create fantasy worlds & situations to escape into.
(They wouldn't have the imagination for it either, but never mind. NOT my point, at the moment.)
Needless to say, I'm definitely neither a jock, nor a cheerleader. (Come on, my PERMANENT residence is the Realm of Delusion.)
Bloody hell. I was never even POPULAR. Voted "Most Irritating/Annoying", sure, but so NOT popular.
Fuck. I'm sure MOST of them hated my guts. In fact, I assume most of them do. The important thing is that NONE of them are in a position to do anything about it.
Heh. IN YOUR FACE, SUCKER!
Cheers,
MidNight

Final Insult

I like that.

"I always was too good for you, you dying piece of sh**."

Damn you're good Night! I see that you've been bored too. Hell, I've been like that too. (Can't figure out what the hell's wrong with me.)

(I'm really bored, so even MORE totally random thoughts...)

• Women-"I am only as strong as the hairspray I use & the coffee I drink."

How about this?
NEW! Brand names:
-Indestructible Hairspray &
-Invincible Coffee?
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• Often heard on deathbeds(at least in the movies...):

"I'm sorry, son/daughter. I should have been a better parent to you."

• A retort that I have (sadly) yet to hear:

"Don't bother blaming yourself, dad/mom. You did the best you could. It's not your fault that I was too good a son/daughter for you."

How's that for a final insult, eh? Adding a compliment to THE ultimate insult. Trigger off a heart attack? So NOT a wonder! Heh.
~6th Aug '08, 11.32pm
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In other news, it's THE sister's birthday today, & I'm equally determined to ruin it just like they've ruined so many of mine. She likes the illusion of a big happy family, but I'm just being a total brat & refusing to join in... They'll probably be one big happier family without me.
Let's see... I'd already dropped out of school on my dad's birthday some years back... I'm being a big fat bitch(never skinny!) on the sister's... What else can I do?! Get arrested on the mother's?! No way. My pride will never allow that. I'm too good for it. Heh. Anyway, it's going to be spectacular! Heh.
Cheers,
MidNight
2nd September, 3.53 pm