Homophobia and You

Homophobia and You:
They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was .
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Me? I'm female(I guess?) with Testerone. Not sure where that puts me in the grander scheme of things... But, just cut out the discrimination, yeah? I'm sick of being called "Boy" every other day too.
Shit.

As Said By... ME!

As Said By... ME!

Being the egomaniac yours truly is, I hereby present you with some quotes from/about yours truly.
“It's never the ending that matters, but rather, the events leading up to it.”~2005
“Thank gods for hate. It's a feeling just as strong as love, only NOT self-destructive.”~16th Jan 07
“I'm really not a greedy girl. All I ask is one superpower. Invincibility.”~29th Aug 07
“On second thoughts, I guess I'd settle for Batman's GREATEST SUPERPOWER OF ALL. Limitless moolah. After all, ANY thing/one can be bought these days, as long as you got the $$$.”~9th Sep 07
“I really wasn't lying when I said that I preferred girls. I am female & I do love myself above all others.”~15th Sep 07
“We don't smoke or do drugs. We eat. & we eat a lot. Watch us, it's like a horror show.”~Visk, 8th Mar 08
“No, I won't have a camera crane. I want a cherry picker so I can put my cameraman up there. It's no fun shouting at a computer.”~8th Mar 08

Food

Food
Food. Gods, I love food. It's like, my vice.
"We don't smoke or do drugs. We eat. We eat a lot. Watch us, we're like a horror show." ~Visk
Oh well, at least it's a healthy vice. Not like we're obscenely obese or anything. I feel fine & I believe I still look perfectly fine. (So nice to bump skinny bitches out of my way. I could just flatten em with my butt alone. Go me!)
Heh.

Misquotation...

Misquotation...
It's so funny to me how many MANY people live in fear of being misquoted.
The way I talk, (you know, shooting my mouth off without thinking about the string of words erupting out of my mouth...) I live in desperate fear of NOT being misquoted. (Naturally, when I'm misquoted, I can always blame whatever politically incorrect comment that was on "misquotation". Handy, no?)

Questions I'd Like Answers To...

• What offspring do pregnant pauses bear, & who's the midwife anyway?
• In a deathmatch between Superman(the Man Of Steel) & Wolverine(admantium claws), who'd come out the victor?
• If offered the choice between 2 evils, why do most people go for the lesser evil? If you're going to 'sin' anyway, might as well go all the way? Right?
• Since winnig is everything, should losing be nothing? Why do people make such a big deal out of it then?
• Between the devil & the deep blue sea, what about the devil OF the deep blue sea, Captain Davvy Jones?
• Disaster at sea: Generally, the big clamity ALWAYS has to happen in the middle of some big fancy ball, doesn't it? Shouldn't the sensible 1st thing to do be to strip out of those stuff tux/heavy gowns? Who cares about indignity in old underwear when people are dying left, right & centre?! Maybe it's just me...
• Why the expression 'dead as a dodo'? Wouldn't an expresion like, dead as a dinosaur be more macho? (Oh yeah, but then, mad scientists don't usually attempt to clone dodos back to life, so, in away, yeah, dodos ARE dead-er. Go figure.)
• Why are the nicest, kindest people said to have a heart of gold? Think about it. Gold is cold, hard & well-hidden. Maybe a heart of marshmallow?
• Would the compass needle point straight down if/when you are standing directly at the poiont of the North pole/South pole? How else would you know you've arrived, then?Why do criminal masterminds seeking minions always look fo recruits in those young offenders instituitions? The BEST don't get caught, do they?

Remember this? Haha!

The ingredients provided by Cynthia for a class short skit were:
A naughty boy is sent home from school
A door-to-door salesman is selling vaccum cleaners
A boy & a girl fall in love

Geniuses that we were, I wisely attempted to combine ALL the elements into 1 script forcing my poor unfortunate group mates into all sorts of embarrassing roles.

Here goes...

Scene 1: School, Principal's Office
Ah Boy is sent to the principal's office. Again.

Principal: You again?! This is the 5th time this school week! (quiet) Thank God this week's over.
(reading along as she writes)'Dear Mrs Ah, I regret to inform you that your son, Ah Boy has set yet another female toilet on fire while hiding in there to smoke. Yours sincerely, Mrs Caroling Tan.'
Hey, Boy, give this to your mother.

Ah Boy: Ok. Whatever. *rolls eyes*
(quiet)Who cares?!

Scene 2: Home, Living Room

Ah Boy walks in & tosses letter at Mother.

Mother: What?! Another letter?! *rips letter open and scans contents*
Dear, look at this, another letter! Can you please help to control your son? *waves letter under Father's nose*

Father: Son, listen to your mother.

Mother: Exactly. Why can't you be more like your sister?!
*gestures at Sister, who's reading an Add Maths textbook*
You stupid useless boy!
*slaps Ah Boy in slow-mo*

*Ah Boy “spins” away to land slumped against the door*

*Salesman knocks on the door & slams door open*

Salesman: Vacuum cleaners for sale! Highly efficient, sucks up ANYTH... *trails off with a lovelorn expression as he spots Sister*

Radio comes to life & starts singing “Come What May”

*Salesman & Sister waltz around the room*

The End

Thank you & please, hold the applause.

anti-wrinkles cream work. really!

no really. unorthodox though this method may be, at least you can't say that those advertising companies are LYING to you. how does it work though? simple. they put a very wrinkled OLD celebrity in front of the camera and apply that stuff to the lens, and viola! all the wrinkles are gruantreed to disaapear! well, at least you can't accuse those cosemetics companies of lying to you....

Rogue: gotta dig her taste in men, man.

no seriously,Gambit is such a stud and so's Wolverine.
As Dazzler noted when the X-Men found her snogging Gambit in the rain in Ultimate X-Men, "he's gotta be twice her age. that is hot." i'd say.
OLD & SEXY, baby!!! *thud*

Questions I'd Like Some Answers To...

If Superman's the Man of Steel, as they say, then, who'd win in a deathmatch of Wolverine vs Superman???
okay, i'm biased, but i'd say Wolverine. man of steel's not so impressive after all, compared to Wolverine's near immortality. or maybe it's just me???

How To Deal With Raving & Ranting Adults...

Due to an overwhelming number of friends asking me for advice on this ever popular topic... I've decided to do everyone a favour by "broadcasting" this here.

How To Deal With Raving & Ranting Adults...
-Turn up the music in your head but continue observing the adult closely, especially the mouth.
-When THEY pause to take a breath, YOU say, "yes, I'd keep that in mind from now on" or some other relev ant crap.
-Keep silent, look sorry & pitiful! Nod once in a while!
-When they pause to take a breath, YOU start raving & ranting about how sorry you are supposed to be(not necessarily true).
-Just burst into tears and loud wails(to bring things to a head quickly).
~MidNight forever
look, I will NOT be held responsible if this backfires. Attempt at thy own risk.

i look crazy, no, seriously.

believe me when isay that you wouldn't wnna cross me when i've only just woken up in the mornings or after my afternoon naps.

believe it or not, this is how i look when i've only just woken up. not a pretty sight, is it? oh well, at least i'm ona break now so i'm not that cranky at the moment. but i'm STILL sleepy now though. ugh.
in other news, just received my first warning letter from nyp about all the truancy i'd been playing. the mother's livid. swears she's gonna make me repeat if i fail by default. wtf?! oh well, at least a student's only allowed to repeat twice. still. FUCK. gods, poly. i'd never hated anything else more.

killer maths

damn, maths in poly is killing me. i THINK i've got my first common test coming up in about 2 wks' time. the lecturer offered us tips on an extra session for monday morn and fuck! i'd be missing that 'cause i REALLY got a doc's appointment at that time.
my class' going to start thinking that i'm either v stupid or that i'm just TOO cocky. oh damn... fuck what they think. i know what i've got and i'm hardly about to let what they think affect me. anyways, so what if i don't quite cut it in the engineering field?! one thing's for sure and i definately won't be depending highly/strongly on that. somehow, by hook or by crook or whatever else, i'd be doing what i TRULY LOVE in the design field. gods damn engineering. results are just something i'm gonna wave around, that's all.

guess who's celebrating his birthday today?!

Congratulations and jubilations!!!

guess which handsome rougish pirate's celebrating his birthday today?! 43 and STILL hot, baby! (or you could say i'm just damned biased. heh. WORLD'S COOLEST ACTOR!!! what's there NOT to love about him?) oh and you will notice that the pic's almost TOO big to fit onto my site. i'm well aware of that and no, i'm NOT going re-size it. this sort of thing, you'd have to admire at FULL size. of course, life-size's ALWAYS best, eh? haha!
~MidNight forever
(you must forgive my fan-girliness today... but then, Johnny's NOT just another actor, is he? little wonder he's able to elicit this level of fan-girliness in me, eh? anyone who knows me well should know i'd normally NOT stoop to this level. hell no. the gods know i've USUALLY got better self-control than this. heh.{mAyEeEeEeEeE's the REAL nutter amongst us.})

Girl Power!!!

whee!!! i love Jessica Rabbit. Who Killed Roger Rabit was such a better film than Cool World and BEST of all, Roger Rabbit didn't have Brad Pitt in there. heh. no, indeed, i do NOT like that guy.

Cute Commercial

okay, at least there's ONE interesting thing i found in my engineering course. our lecrurer showed us this in lectures. PAP must HATE him. the perfect counter to having more kids as the govt encourgages us. heh. kids are just a burden anyways. why torture yourself, eh?

Alfred Hitchcock

the man is a genius, i tell you. i love his works(esp Psycho), and even more than that, i love what he says here.

Alfred Hitchcock once commented that the difference between an American film and an European film is that a European film can open with a shot of clouds, cut to another shot of clouds, then cut to a THIRD shot of clouds. if an American film opens with a shot of clouds, it MUST cut to an airplane, and if by the third shot, the airplane hasn't exploded, the audience is bored.

see, at least the nyp library is good for sth. i practically camp up there. (mostly during breaks but sometimes during lessons too. heh.)

true. stupid blockbusters. so brainless. heh. i hope i'd be the type who can make DEEP Europen films that REALLY interest the audience rather than stupid Hollywood blockbusters, movie in, movie out. those require no talent. just like how X3 sux, with this new director. oh bryan, why did you abandon the fanchise you so lovingly created for the man of steel?!?! mutants are cooler, ya know. [i was NEVER one for Superman anyways.]

I Am Woman, Hear Me Bitch. heh.

holyshit, you know what's the sole advantage of being a woman, as far as i'm concerned?! i get to make up crappy biological excuses for skipping bloody classes and the male lecturers're ususlly too polite to inquire too closely whereas females're usually too polite to inquire too closely. heh. however, if they were ALL to start cross-comparing notes, i'm doomed. whoever heard of a menses that lasted a whole friggin' month?! heh. cynthia wasn't too amused by this, warning me not to turn this into a regular habit that'd be hard to break. too late, baby. i'm too into this to quit anymore. heh. besides, isn't this the whole point of it?!?!

Final Fantasy VII Advent Children

oh gods, i have totally turned into a Final Fantasy nut here. gods, Advent Children rules!!! whee! just look at this awesome pic of Vincent Valentine below. ain't he too cool?!?!

altho, Reno quite hot too, not to mention having a more fun personality... (i dig motormouths, not surprising, seeing as i'm one myself. heh.)

redhead sticking his tongue out. trademark look. gods. he's hot. doesn't he just look TOO cool??? gods, i love redhead (Reno). he rules!!!!!!!!!

boys?!?!

"I don't like guys who are petty."~mAyEeEeEeEeE
ah was just reading eEe's blog and found this funny thing there... why not be more specific? i don;t like BOYS (esp pretty ones). so damn childish, man. gimme a man anyday. haha! anyway, ah was chatting w cynthia and she mentioned how Sadana(did i spell the name right??? oh, who cares?!) told her mother that she wanted "to be like Ms Yeo" and the woman just totally freaked out. heh. i'm bored in poly. have a fucking THREE hours break to kill now, ugh. damn this stupid schedule. they should just cut down on the breaks and let us to sch later/end earlier. fucking hell. i'm bored and my best friend's away on her China trip so i got no one left to ENTERTAIN me. sigh... damn. but at least it's just for a week so i can survive this much, i guess... still. it's boring.

a small request

hey ppl, do you mind leaving a comment on the individual blog itself if ya got sth to say? 'cause appearantly, my chatterbox can't be acesssed from my sch labs which happens to be where i do my updating from these days. sigh... thanks. *yawns* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... i dunno what's going on with my own course actually, sigh...